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Meet the Maker Behind the Sass
Hi, I’m Heather — designer, caffeine addict, and professional sarcasm distributor.
I make mugs for people who are tired, honest, and don’t feel like pretending they love mornings. If sarcasm is part of your personality and coffee is non-negotiable, you’ll fit in just fine here.
Every mug is designed by me and made to survive daily use, bad moods, and whatever the day throws at you. No fluff. No mass-produced nonsense. Just solid mugs with attitude.
Thanks for being here — you have excellent taste.
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