Caffeine. Sarcasm. Repeat.

Dark-humor mugs for over-it humans who survive life one cup at a time.
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Meet the Maker Behind the Sass

Hi, I’m Heather — designer, caffeine addict, and professional sarcasm distributor.

I make mugs for people who are tired, honest, and don’t feel like pretending they love mornings. If sarcasm is part of your personality and coffee is non-negotiable, you’ll fit in just fine here.

Every mug is designed by me and made to survive daily use, bad moods, and whatever the day throws at you. No fluff. No mass-produced nonsense. Just solid mugs with attitude.

Thanks for being here — you have excellent taste.

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